Shit Fashionistas Say

 We all know our share of fashionistas, and as far as the shit they say goes, there's plenty - there's also an other side to this story, which you can read on the Something Haute blog here.

She probably got it from Sunday Bazar.

Fashionista: In London, they’re wearing one bright colour with another, and another…

Friend: You mean colour-blocking?

Fashionista: Yeah, maybe.

She has no right to be sitting front row!

I can’t believe that has-been actress was a showstopper.

They copied that collection from Rizwan Beyg/ Maheen Khan/ Sana Safinaz/ Deepak Perwani.

[Insert name of person] ka tu buss chal raha tha ke apna Prada bag moon pe laga ke chaley!

Forget about clothes – that model has one foot in the grave.

All those blowouts have fried her hair – and her brain.

Your hair is…interesting…

That model is actually [insert politician’s name] mistress.

Yeah, I bought this outfit for Eid. Buss pachas hazar ka tha.

You know my MIL, babe, she’s mad I got her stuff from H&M because unko pata hai main khud Gucci se kam baat nahi karti.

A Birkin? What are you trying to be, Hina Rabbani Khar?

What’s up with this wedding?! There’s no WiFi, how am I supposed to live-tweet it?

Fashionista: So I'm going to London this week.

Friend: Oh cool, vacation?

Fashionista: Long weekend, yaar.

 Shit NOT fashionistas say:

[At the Hermes billboard] Hermes? Lagta hai kisi STD ki baat kar rahe hain.