We all know our share of fashionistas, and as far as the shit they say goes, there's plenty - there's also an other side to this story, which you can read on the Something Haute blog here.
She probably got it from Sunday Bazar.
Fashionista: In London, they’re wearing one bright colour with another, and another…
Friend: You mean colour-blocking?
Fashionista: Yeah, maybe.
She has no right to be sitting front row!
I can’t believe that has-been actress was a showstopper.
They copied that collection from Rizwan Beyg/ Maheen Khan/ Sana Safinaz/ Deepak Perwani.
[Insert name of person] ka tu buss chal raha tha ke apna Prada bag moon pe laga ke chaley!
Forget about clothes – that model has one foot in the grave.
All those blowouts have fried her hair – and her brain.
Your hair is…interesting…
That model is actually [insert politician’s name] mistress.
Yeah, I bought this outfit for Eid. Buss pachas hazar ka tha.
You know my MIL, babe, she’s mad I got her stuff from H&M because unko pata hai main khud Gucci se kam baat nahi karti.
A Birkin? What are you trying to be, Hina Rabbani Khar?
What’s up with this wedding?! There’s no WiFi, how am I supposed to live-tweet it?
Fashionista: So I'm going to London this week.
Friend: Oh cool, vacation?
Fashionista: Long weekend, yaar.
Shit NOT fashionistas say:
[At the Hermes billboard] Hermes? Lagta hai kisi STD ki baat kar rahe hain.
